I dun did a stomp
What you dun did lately?

Alt: I have my works Christmas Do this Saturday, so how do you style out the Christmas Do?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:43, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

we're going to a Cotswolds hotel for two days, murder mystery thing and a free bar.
Going to work my way through the whiskies innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)

I wonder how many of them are gonna try to bump you off?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)

none of them.
I'm compliance, nobody fucks with us.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:49, Reply)

^ Hardcore

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Mine's on Friday
I'm going to have the vegetarian option and get drunk
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:48, Reply)

good plan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Cool, I bet you get so drunk you eat the cocktail sausages on a stick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)

if you're only eating rabbit food then presumably it only takes half a Blue Wicked to get your pasty arse wasted

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:53, Reply)

I'm a cheap date it's true

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)

we book out a restaurant between mates and get as obnoxiously drunk as we like

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:51, Reply)

So just you then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:51, Reply)

terrible bullying

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Yes...yes it is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:56, Reply)

imma gaz the Mods

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Yeah like B3th even has any power

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:58, Reply)

I meant a real Mod
not the token
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:00, Reply)

I don't even have a dog worth fingering

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Dunno.
Just planning the client prezzie list. Last year I bought some fucking foul red and none of them complained and they're still clients.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)

I did Cigars and shorts the other year, ended up with shit loads left over

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Can't imagine many of my clients wearing shorts
Actually I can imagine one - vigorously....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:01, Reply)

No wonder I had a few left over

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Long weekend in Spain for our Xmas do this weekend, not very Christmassy though is it? Utterly rubbish.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Sounds good to me, to you have to pay extra luggage tax for your head?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:59, Reply)

No, the company take care of that THANKS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Glad to hear it....and no problems your more than welcome

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:01, Reply)

Just ordering a kebab, get some proper food in me before any of that foreign muck

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:02, Reply)

I agree, grab a Vindaloo and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Good work. Extra chilli sauce. Just so you make sure you block the trap
On your EasyJet flight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)

Ryan air ALSHULLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Hi Al!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Wait ain't we all Al?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Best to do that
Let it rumble, then shit your bags just as the plane lands.

You'll be the life and soul of the weekend.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:07, Reply)

No Christmas 'Do'
Unless I organise something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:01, Reply)

You should deffo hook up with Old Man River

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:01, Reply)

I'll just go to the pub and get a receipt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Have they found that woman with the new-born yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)

Don't know.
Points West isn't due back on the telly 'till half ten and I have no idea where I could possibly get some sort of live news feed from.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I did dun hand in my notice HH
Your advice a year or so ago set me up right, now getting a fairly cushy little number and a good step on the next ladder.

Alt: Christmas do for the pub was just close one Monday night at 6, get a couple kegs at the cash and carry and draft in a chef from the pub up the road to do us a bit of easy grub. Then shit faced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:06, Reply)

I'm glad my little bit of advice helped you start on the new career path, but you made it from there on your own
I'm pleased you managed to get through the shit so fast
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Yeah, it's still a bit manual labour, but a couple years of work will put me back in to management.
Maybe facilities, or something like that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Best thing I ever did was get out of management

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Are you back on the warehouse floor, harters?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Only if the toilets don't need cleaning

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Same here mate
Thankless task of taking shite from below and trying to squeeze it up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:24, Reply)

'getting fired' isn't a choice m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:25, Reply)

Course it is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:28, Reply)

He wouldn't understand
He's compliance, nobody fucks with them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Thinks he's Robocop that boy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)

I would have pegged him more of the 6 million dollar man myself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)

I've got about 83p on the sideboard if that helps.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I have never been "fired".
I have been given the role of making a department of 300 plus people a department of around 60 people, in the full knowledge that at the end of the process I would no longer be required.

It wasn't fun.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)

I was quite a good manager, but it detracted me from what I was really great at

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Which was starting shit threads.
#KAPOW
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)

You just well jelly innit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Totes.
Well jel. I might put the kettle on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Kettle on a school night, you behave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Start a new thread, Jeff.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Nah, won't be able to top this one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:33, Reply)

^ Noes his oats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)

How will you know unless you try?
How the fuck are you? Tell me in a new thread.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)

YEAH JEFF DO IT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:36, Reply)

When evening OT was more populus Jeff was famous for "start a new thread".

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Leave him be, he still gets misty eyed over CQs HSH evening threads

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)

It was all a bit different then
Jeff was called Mullerred and there were no houses on those fields.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)

he's from Bristol Jeffers can remember black Friday from the good old days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:46, Reply)

I've got a new way of doing chicken and it's the best thing in the world.
I get my butcher to put the bones out of a chicken thigh, but LEAVE THE SKIN ON, ITS THE BEST BIT. Oil them up, put some 5-spice or garlic'n'onion-salt or whatever coating.... then griddle pan them on medium for about 5 minutes each side.

You get really juicy and crispy chicken.

I've used it to make the most amazing stir fry. and club sandwiches. and just on their own.

proper fucking lush
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Needs a picture to prove it, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I'll probably make some more over the next couple of days, its already chopped up my stir fry so no can do tonight.
I might even do a video this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)

You're such a fucking tease Gonz you know that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Damn striaght, gotta leave 'em wanting a bit more.
I've had 6 of these in the last 36 hours, chicken thigh fillets with skin is litterally the best thing on the planet - myself included, dogs not included.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)

New, invisible thread not up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:36, Reply)

I've posted 12 invisible answers to it already

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:38, Reply)

i deleted mine so 11 of those are gone 4eva

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)

So for the 13th time when are you going to send me a cock Gaz?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)

no real names plz and dhl wont take animals

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)

+Unless they drive for them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Hi Al!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Hi Al

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)

SHUT AL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:46, Reply)

^An AL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)

DismAL

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)

^UR IN AL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:51, Reply)

AL I bie?
No.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)

bALlbag

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)

fannybALls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Goes bALlistic

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Hi Al
Right
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)

It's PossibAL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)

ALthough it's time for bed I need to leave you somethimg.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Bye AL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:00, Reply)