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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think that parents, if they're divorcing and have kids, should use the kids as pawns in court, to emotionally lever the other party.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I constantly ask my kids who they love the most so I can throw it in her face when she eventually leaves me.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Good idea. Probably best to highlight her failings as well, as it will make you look better.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Hey kids, notice how mummy always yells at you for the same 5 days each month
Daddy loves you and would never do that. Here have some sweets, don't tell mummy, she's mean and won't let you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
"It can be our special little secret."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:54, Reply)
#prayforsporters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:54, Reply)
oh no

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)
blessed is the separated dad who has groomed his step daughter for the past fourteen years. Hartley hare missed a trick there

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Is this for real? Not seen/heard from him in ages.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
no
he's got a lot going on, is all. ignore the rory hatewank fantasies, unless you think they sound more fun, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Of course not.
Sporters is a top man.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Hey this is my hatewank fantasy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2425696
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
It's all true and you know it.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)
yeah but the Rev replied to me not him so nerrrrr

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)
alright alright, i know it means a lot when people bother to talk to IT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)
*sobs*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Nah I am just being a dick
I would expect him to do the same
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I hear that Bonzo lives in a tin shed in the middle of the Lake District and shags sheep for LOLs.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)

tin shed mildew house riddled with damp and wet rot due to a lack of cavity walls
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)
^ lives in a 1960s pebble dashed council house

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

1960s pebble dashed council three storey Victorian redbrick
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)
+ sandwiched between chicken cottage and mama africa
with a beautiful view over the north circular
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)

the north circular ally pally and central London

how are the kitchen window voyeurs treacle?
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
that view must sustain you for the hour commute to get anywhere decent
they seem fine. last spotted checking zoopla and high fiving that they bought here and not on the north circular, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
I tend to get a surveyor to write a report every twelve months as to what my asset value is, not guestimating like a pleb using rightmove ;)

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Well, get him to advise you on a decent area
That'd be a start
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
That's not what surveyors do treacle *ruffles hair* you stick to the admining.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:05, Reply)
At least I've got hair...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
^stop projecting sweetie, I don't come from a family of baldies like you.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Whatever slaps

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
For a view of both of those, you'd need to live on either Muswell Hill or Highgate Hill
From memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)
It's good innit.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I'd have bought in Musser in a heartbeat, had I been able to afford it.
On one of the crescents off Fortis Green road, for preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Anywhere round there is fine as it's close to finchley toobe. I prefer the royal avenues and down behind ally pally

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Pain in the arse getting anywhere from the Broadway area, unless you like busses.
I do not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Finchley?? Hahaha this just gets better

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Yes, the relative values of east finchley, highgate, crouch end are generally commensurate. Anything else you want to appear stupid about?

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Dunno
Why don't you make up another fictitious adviser for your one sad little house and then we'll see?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Stop projecting sweetie, I haven't made anything up.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Nope, your stories sound wholly plausible

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Man runs business, doesn't sit on a tube of stinky farts every day. Yarp, now that you mention it, it does sound too fantastical to be true.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Not for LOLs at all
Sheep shagging is a serious business.


Its the pigs I do for Lols
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

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