I did the 'expert witness' thing twice
In the first one the defence barrister was a bit of a dick but the evidence was irrefutable. All I did was present it. Second one I didn't even get questioned, just gave the evidence, got thanked by the judge and pocketed the fee - sweet!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

it's money for old rope but it's a pretty grin indictment of the legal profession

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)

The one where I was a prosecution witness had two barristers who were called.....wait for it
....Holmes and Watson. I had a serious face straightness problem.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)

You liked prosecuting the Holmes case?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

There's no case like it

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)

i enjoy watching some experts squirm under cross-examination
the ones who do well are the ones who show they have taken everything into account and formed a reasoned opinion. the ones who are blindly convinced of their own infallibility come across as utter failures.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)