Hey my degree is in the Performing Arts
Possibly the least useful of all degrees, you don't even have to be able to write
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:33, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I didn't know you were a bummer.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Only part time
it happily coincided with there being a lot of fit dancer ladies on the course
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)

^ Lord of the BANTS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Ladiez love a man who can dance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Preaching to the converted here mate, i start by bustin' a move, by the end of the night i'm bustin' a nut.
IN A LADY SUCH AS YOU ARE MUM IS FACE!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I'm SO glad everybody's brushing my relatively minor grammatical boo boo under the carpet.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)

dance BANTS
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

my mate did dentistry because it had the highest level of women of any science or medicine course
then switched because Ewwwww ... sticking your hand in stinky rotten gobs for the love of God what sort of a life is that!??!
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Doesnt it also have one of the highest suicide rates of any "medical" profession

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I think so.
If you ever read about somebody gassing themselves in a Porsche in their double garage, 4 to 1 says it's a dentist.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I did that at A level Bongo.
You're like my Jock life double.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Give me a hug my Huguenot brother

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)

It's a garlicky, dress wearing toast to the Auld Alliance

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)

One of the girls on my masters course already had a masters degree
In modern poetry. I thought that was probably the biggest waste of academic space ever.

She's training to be a circus gymnast now, 2 masters degrees later. Her parents must be proud.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)