Our bosses are pleading poverty.
So they've decided to do something in the office. I've booked a half day off so I can avoid it. Last time they did something like that they bought a bottle of cheap tesco sparkling wine and shared it around in plastic cups.
( Muns, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oh God. A literal office party :(
Why would you want to do that where you work?
Why dont they just arrange a night out?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)

God knows.
Having said that, the office nights out are usually taken over by our mid-forties accounts woman who insists on arranging for us to go to bars full of people with cunt sprouts and no chance of holding the most basic conversation.

I usually skip these things anyway.

Having said that, the other job will be having a night out, so I'll probably going to that instead.
( Muns, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)

It's probably bring a bottle this year

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)

As I'm not going
I'll contribute a bottle of thin bleach, safely stored in an old vodka bottle.
( Muns, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Or some carling

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)

What I was suggesting was nasty.
That's just pure evil.
( Muns, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)