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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got someone a selection of mini ports (you know the sort of thing) but it had some nice ones in there. Dozy cunt said "ah great I will make cheeky vimto's"
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

always a bit awkward when you don't know the recipient
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)

because pizza and because i know she rides a bike.
https://www.oliverbonas.com/#/gift/bicycle-pizza-cutter-30980
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)

( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)

sorry burnie
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)

but great big oceans of charred black shit just don't qualify you as someone who knows what he is doing.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

why would you put yourself through it again?
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)

you call it a pizza if you like.
the rest of the world will call it a burnt misshapen blob of shit, and we'll all be happy.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)

everybody said, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my, yes, what a pizza expert you must be, dr pizza.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)

but occasional minor culinary failure renders you incapable of making any judgement on anything, ever; or at least rendering your opinion invalid.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)

with the same Ah but everyone else has done it wah wah wah
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)

only 30 days or so before I will have the energy to muster another
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
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