For a surprise santa thing a few years back
I got someone a selection of mini ports (you know the sort of thing) but it had some nice ones in there. Dozy cunt said "ah great I will make cheeky vimto's"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i bought my secret santa gift today
always a bit awkward when you don't know the recipient
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Edible knickers works for everyone.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

i went for this
because pizza and because i know she rides a bike.

https://www.oliverbonas.com/#/gift/bicycle-pizza-cutter-30980
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)

soz cant click that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)

well
it's a pizza cutter that's shaped like a bike.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)

pizza wheels are for wobbly flids who can't be trusted with knives

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)

i don't reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally think anyone's going to take you as a pizza expert
sorry burnie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)

you thick cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)

lol pizza oven

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

sorry
but great big oceans of charred black shit just don't qualify you as someone who knows what he is doing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

this hasn't ever gone well for you in the past
why would you put yourself through it again?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)

look dude
you call it a pizza if you like.

the rest of the world will call it a burnt misshapen blob of shit, and we'll all be happy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

yerr ... you deffo represent the rest of the world, Old Mother Bulimia

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)

it is true that nobody laughed at all when the sad little thing was posted on qotw
everybody said, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my, yes, what a pizza expert you must be, dr pizza.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

yerr

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)

go on then, post another pic of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I have no idea what either of you are banging on about.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

it's dull as fuck

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/jobexpectation/post2279734
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)

why are you reminding me that you're a PizzaHut pleb?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)

a very sorry looking burnt pizza was posted on questions of our lives by dr shambolic as proof if ever proof was needed of his pizzaprowess

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Oh ok, I get it.
Shambles must be crying on the inside.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I'm crying on all sides.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I'm sorry if you were unaware of this
but occasional minor culinary failure renders you incapable of making any judgement on anything, ever; or at least rendering your opinion invalid.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)

What a prick eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I'm crying from my front bottom

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)

i think he's wandered off to do some photo shopping

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)

I can't be fucking having with secret Santa.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Neither can I but I get bullyed into it every year
with the same Ah but everyone else has done it wah wah wah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)

you pansy

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)

your point ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I'm pointing at you and going "lalala you are a pansy"

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I shouldnt be erect now should I?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I'm lobbing salt and vinegar hula hoops over it

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)

well I wouldnt want my december bongle going to waste
only 30 days or so before I will have the energy to muster another
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)