I think it's pretty clear here that either this was a deliberate act of anal punishment
or she's a gullible idiot who will believe any old shite story she hears
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I hope that the current silence has come about from a hurried telephone call.
"Hi, remember your dad got that handbrake lodged in his arse? How exactly did he manage it? Yeah, your dad, the one who likes Cheryl Cole..."
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:32, Reply)

it did
except that it was on the machinations of redevelopment break clauses, not anal handbrake fun.

mine is not to question why. she said he had a 1960's sports car, i just thought maybe the handbrake was different. you could have sat on the one in my old beetle.

("could have". not did.)

besides, who cares if it's technically accurate, it makes me smile every time i see that old bolan shrine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Doubt it.
media.giphy.com/media/38M1vLbBn6gRa/giphy.gif

I'm afraid to say, that's your mates dad.
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:36, Reply)

i wish i wasn't actually thinking about it now
what if you yanked the handbrake up to do a handbrake turn, then skidded out of control, flew about a bit, landed on it?

EH??????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)

this is almost as unlikely as you ever admitting that you're wrong despite huge piles of evidence

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)

You'd have to have your seat belt off, rotate your whole body 180 degrees, probably break both legs to get your body into that position to enable the lever to be forced up your arse...
just, no!

Are you going to call your mate tonight and break the bad news to her?
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)

no way
it's far more fun this way

maybe the gear stick joined in for seconds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I suppose it is theoretically possible for the car's back to break,
half of it swing around 30 degrees whilst the driver is launched several inches into the air and then slam down arse first into the newly reconfigured car's transmission tunnel area.

However, for the handbrake to actually enter your arse, you'd have had to pull the lever up first, seeing as it's "off" position is always perpendicular to the carpet. Meaning the car would have to be parked. Meaning Swipe's friend's dad deliberately fucked himself with his own car.

Edit: I didn't mean perpendicular at all. I meant parallel. Twat.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)

don't you bully the gullible twit with your basic grasp of how the world works! you monster

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Exhibit A
And the only exhibit the prosecution feels the need to put forward
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)

highly erotic

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I will admit that picture made me feel a little fizzy.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:44, Reply)