So what has driven this return? You working post redundancy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:24, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Maybe he needs a restaurant recommendation?

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

small, family run, Italian, that sort of thing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Mr Whippy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Pizza Express.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)

God ... can we go three minutes without talking about pizza

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

^ might top himself

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

I see what you did there.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

apparently not.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Actually the parallels between you and darth are stark
both of you lost your jobs and girlfriends, both of you live in God awful parochial towns, some other stuff probably
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

they're both going to infest

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Thank god I didn't fall under that category

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)

no, you've got limited weekend access to your kids as well

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)

Kids? I don't even like goats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)

+e

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)

You should
The one that isn't James Hewletts bastard child has been told to like all animals now, so keep in step.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I ain't fraid of no goats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:36, Reply)

they're terrified of you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

And they have every right to be...just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

It was purely because I was browsing here and the ex posted something that annoyed me a lot.
I thought, you know what I could be the better man and ignore it, but instead I decided to send her an arsey email and post on here because I'd obviously still vanity search myself.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)

I'm sure Swipe forgave you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)

I had really forgotten that she existed until the other night when I posted on here and she was mentioned.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)

She's really grown up and matured of late

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)

not really
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Has she told you how much she earns this week?
If not why aren't you paying attention?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)

She's getting round to it, please keep up
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2428542
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I still have her on ignore obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:36, Reply)

A bit hard to ignore if she's behind you in the queue at Dunkin' Donuts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

fuck off ... she's never been behind anybody in a queue for donuts

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Can you fuck off talking about how she gets her donuts?
She had to work every day from the age of 12 to get her donuts! her dad got her the job at the doughnuts factory making those doughnuts and then she had to work extra hard for the doughnut flat she got and then doughnuts cottage she got in cornwall was especially hard work and still you should work harder like she did. Maybe if you weren't a socialist like Bob "no donut" Crow then you'd get somewhere in life.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)

And she had to walk up hill, both going to work and going home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:13, Reply)

let me see, back slapping over potential rightmove value of half flat several mentions, destination of next holiday hourly checks
no salary mentions of late thankfully, I guess the crushing reality of still being a lowly associate being given the trainee to house sit has finally hit home
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

bit harsh
not her fault her dad kept telling her she was special even though she's entirely mediocre
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

mediocre ginger
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

It's been at least a year since I've been here, and you still think strikethroughs are funny?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Yes...yes I do

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

<s>penis</s>

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Well really, I'm your No. 1 fan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

You boys are still running round the playground in your heads, aren't you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I have my jumper over my head, pretending I'm a spitfire, does that count?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

yes, yes it does.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

unlikely anyone'd ever tell your kids they were even mediocre
if those pics that got posted on qotw were anything to go by.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)

what pictures, you drooling cretin?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)

the poor sods that looked exactly like you, only with more unbrushed hair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)

^crazed stalker^

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)

are you sharing paedo fantasies with your internerd boyfriend? how sweet

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, Reply)

wow great.
I would prefer to hear about the other inevitable breakdowns.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Just battered

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

where's monty?
He fucked off after me I believe.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

He's dead Dave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Really,...some people just won't let that stuff lie will they?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)

yeah right.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)