So really your question is: should I go on a free holiday?
I don't see why you wouldn't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I have a sneaking feeling that the others on the freebie might be competetive types...
...And I can't be arsed. Also there may be some 'team building' bollocks involved.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)

if you have to do "team building" exercises then you've already failed as a team

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)

I didn't get the 'team building' idea
There will be people from other distributors there so we're all commercial rivals. Why would we want to 'bond' with them?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)

sounds like a swingers party

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)

So you feign a flaring up of one of your old back injuries and spend all day in the bar.
Any team-builders will soon be put off by your curmudgeonly demeanour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Skiing is like most of the middle and upper-class pursuits
merely a device for them to ostentatiously show off how much money they have spent. See also golf, polo (anything to do with horses in fact), "corporate hospitality", etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)

horse riding is fucking good exercise
not so sure about the corporate hospitality
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Did you used to fly a kestrel around before it was battered to death by your coalmining brother?

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)

We were too poor to have a kestrel
we had to make do with a dead budgie that next door threw in t'bin.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:16, Reply)

ours nearly joined it last night, the poor little twat
flew into its cage, not via the open door but quite literally into its cage, and got its wing stuck. there was much yelping (and that was just frog) before it was freed and it turned out to be just a few ruffled feathers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

horses can be kept pretty cheaply.
Couple of hundred a month.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)

yeah ... but you just park your caravan on an A road and let them feed on the verge

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

pikey culture is rich and varied, mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

yeah ... you rob Range Rovers /and/ church roofs

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

sigh
not physically possible
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)

what are you twittering on about, fatso?
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

you're one of those dimwits who don't know the difference between assault and battery, aren't you?
to rob someone, you need to put the victim in fear of his/her life or use force against a business/institution etc. so, unless you have a particularly sentient range rover or church roof, you can't reeeeeeeeeally rob it.

simples. even for a scientist.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)

as dull as you are dim

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)

i will accept your graceful retreat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

didn't read it, love
looked like you'd confused "physically impossible" with some trite pedantry but fortunately nobody cares
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)

ahahahaha
where's dozer and his irony check?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)