Fack all money in beef at the moment. Although dry farming is the easiest.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I quite like the Alex James method
Become a multi millionaire through music then potter around pretending to be a farmer while making cheese
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

It's the lifestyle as opposed to any particular work he was after. I'm quietly confident it's the hired help who do everything round his farm.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Exactly
hence the pottering around
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Same with that huge-furry whippingtool bloke. I've been to river cottage on numerous occasions and he's never even there.
His team of trainee chefs did cook me a banging meal on the house once though so can't complain.
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Some nice subtle bragging here^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)

of course, free bottles of aspalls cider all night too.

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

ewwww
Spose they have to get rid of it somehow.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

it's alright mate. a giant leap up from strongbow, koppaberg, stowford press and thatchers gold white lightening and k..
but it's no cheddar valley, kingstone black or burrow hill or black rat.
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Cider is shit and for cunts and students

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)

or people from Dorset

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I only ever really drink cider when it's the mucky stuff straight from a farmers bucket
I've got a few bottles at home that are "oh ... nine percent? maybe ten or eleven?" ... which is the sort of scientific accuracy I like in my booze.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)

does "I've been to a restaurant" count as bragging now?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

nah, he's just trying to be difficult

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Because you've been "loads" and got a "free" meal
suggesting you have some sort of affiliation with a minor celebrity's restaurant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I think you're confused.
I've only been once and I paid.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Nah, I just used to live pretty close to there, and I played in a functions band that was regularly hired for weddings on the premises
shit...am I still bragging?
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)

would have been easier to cook it on the stove ahahahahaha unless the house was on fire ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJJJ

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*wipes tear*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

^thats funny

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

should be on the Front Page

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

here here

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

defo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

If I'm honest I've considered this for around 10seconds so haven't really looked into the nitty gritty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah with dairy you'd be up at 5 seven days of the week, and they still need to be milked on your hollibobs

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Fuck dairy, worst of all the farming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)

I've never met a dairy farmer who didn't smell of cow shit
it seeps into their bones
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

You must be a bull farmer then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

no ... my family were mostly arable
I've an uncle who farms beef but we're not related by blood
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Shambles has a small steak in the business

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

have I bullocks

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)

you heifer so

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

See also butchers, they always smell of raw meat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Which is SUPER SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)

It is if you're a meat snake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)