why?
why would you ruin the deliciousness of a toasted cheese sandwich with that sticky sweet shite?

i'll probably have paella. the problem with that little market is, you either have to go now, ie waaaay too early for civilised people to be eating, or go at 1-2, and queue for hours with the plebs, or go after 2, and see if the scavenging hordes around here have left anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^ Needs more chutney calling, else old man chutters won't know what you think of him,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)

i think it's an insult to decent chutters like jaysums to call him a chutters
he's more the kind of dirty old man who wanks over the students' lab coats.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Leaving his jizzy-chutney behind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Chutney Smears

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Chutney baby one more time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)

barley legal

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Chutney front door

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Hold me baby, drive me crazy
Chutney.
All night long.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

you could just stop fucking whinging
/ac
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

not whilst there's breath in my lungs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)