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surprisingly less bent an answer than we might have expected.
I was expecting 'I'd use them to make a quiche because I'm a chutney'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:48,
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Unless all of the above is a euphemism.......
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:49,
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yes
A gammon is a surprisingly hair free older man
And well I think we can all guess what a "big Beef Steak" is
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:54,
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Hey our jaysin isn't *just* a chutney, he's fat too you know
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:49,
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mangoo chutney
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Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:50,
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Not just a chutney, an M&S chutney.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:51,
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Fat with a PH, YO!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:52,
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PH YO? That's as close as you'd get to a PhD I suppose
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:54,
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Jay already has a
PhDeacon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:58,
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The only PHD I need is my pretty huge d
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:58,
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+ildo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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No D in the back
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:07,
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I cook man food in the kitchen.
(also not a euphemism)
Im doing a lovely chicken, chorizo and three bean stew tomorrow.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:53,
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You might need more than 3 beans
I would suggest at least 50 each of various types
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:55,
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Dad-style cracker jokes are so ...
shit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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Irony check pls
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:07,
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