This 'ere siege in Sydney
Those twats have been holding innocent customers prisoner in a Lindt Café for hours and I have yet to see a single mention of "releasing the chocolate hostages".
( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:57, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

The problem is he can't master chocolate ears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Chocolate hostages?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

haha like doing a plop

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)

No flies on you.
Wait...
( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)

If you missed it from my earlier post, this is quite lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-30475110
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Ha!
What a mong.
( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I hope none of the customers are decaffinated

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I have stolen this, put it on my Facebook page, and not credited you, so people think I thought of it myself.
And I'd do it again!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Its ok I dont go on facebook so I wont ever know

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

6. Profit!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Just watching Pretty In Pink and 'Shellshock' by New Order just came on the soundtrack
I forgot it was in there. Why isn't the world in love with Molly Ringwald anymore? So fickle.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

She got older.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Having said that, in the interests of science I just looked up what she looks like now and, yeah, I still would.
But she's still too old for Hollywood.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)

It's a shame so many actresses need talent AND looks to keep a career going
There are exceptions but not enough
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)

lol wut?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Dunno I think he said something about being gay or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I like cock LOL

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I like breasts LOL

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

It helps if they get them out and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I saw that "Under The Skin" the other day - it's fantastic.
Scarlett Johanssen completely in the buff for about 5 solid minutes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)

The great thing about the internet is that you don't even have to sit through the whole film any more
Give it a month or two and someone will upload the relevant scene.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)

five 'solid' minutes eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Wa-hey! Eh? Eh?!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

now look here, this sort of sexist language is inappropriate and unacceptable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)

He always has to go too far
*shakes head sadly*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I've got the Pretty In Pink soundtrack on tape somewhere
SOLID FUCKING GOLD
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Bonjour je suis at Charles de Gaulle airport
I'm waiting for my transfer to leave. Je suis want some wine!
( Peej, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

"I am want some wine"?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

That's what the man said, now run along and get him is some

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)

you are mum is am want some wine

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)