So Cunts, do you reckon I should get an iMac for the missus, or a fucking Microsoft Tablet thingy?
Those Apple products look real nice and shit, but are they still some kind of obscure sect when it comes to everyday online life?
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:33, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Get neither.
She won't appreciate it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Yeah, true, a cheap Chardonnay and a quick fisting should keep the peace.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)

iFist
That's the answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Fist in a box.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)

overpriced plastic shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)

yeah I know, but jeez the iPads are fucking intuitive to use as soon as you pull them out of the box. She love the friggin iPhone, for someone who has near zero IT skillz;
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)

do you mean iPad?
They are overpriced for what they are but they are far easier to use if you're an IT moron
( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)

We've got 3 iPads in the house, they are the best time-suck devices ever invented, and deceptively simple to use. I agree, Apple must have spent billions on researching their devices on thick cunts.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Have you vanished from facebook or have you just blocked me?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)

he loves you, he just needs a bit of distance for a while, until everything blows over.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Hi Al!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Hi. How are you?
Who are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I'm your old mate Dozer!
I'm doing great, thanks!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Deleted it months ago mate soz!
I know how much you liked WIFE CHAT and CAR UPDATES!
( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)

and food pictures
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I like food pictures.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)

yeah, not a big fan meself. I'm not there to eat it, so why send me a picture, unless you're slowly licking custard off the bonnet of a Triumph Stag
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)

bonnet withered dugs
Triumph Stag raddled skagwhore
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I wasn't much of a food pictures poster.
Maybe a few times but not like Gonz
( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

RIP Gonz
4EVA in R HERTS
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

You. You can stay.
Even though I like drinking real ale, have a poorly thought out beard and long to own a triumph stag one day.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Fuck. Why not buy an MGB? Why not buy a sports coat with leather elbow patches (and why leather elbow patches? Lest the wearer wear thin the elbow part of the sleeve, as they lie in the bushes, taking photos of young children enjoying the playground equipment).
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)

alright baggenfock, calm down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)

settle dahn mate, it's all good, cruising in that post-wank zone of contentment.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I recently moved at work from PC to Mac.
I don't get the fuss - seems the same.

Likewise I have just replaced my MP3 player with an iPod (birthday present). So far I'm impressed - the screen is really good, and the battery life is great.

However, where Apple falls down entirely for me is price/memory ratio. My previous MP3 player was 230Gb, and was about £250. My iPod was about that and is 64Gb.

So to conclude, Apple stuff seems to be good, but massively, massively overpriced.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)

and their rationale seems to be based around consumers having a semi-permanent internet connection to stream content, rather than hoard it onboard.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Pre-sized Lee.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I reckon in the spring Apple are going to release the most kick-ass UltraBook ever made.
Intel have released their new processors, which is what they're waiting for. Wouldn't supprise me if you see a 24h battery life or a retina screen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)

my favourite thing about having macbooks is having to use a dongle to drive a projector and it still spazzing out over screen resolutions
I'm assuming this is because nobody wants to share the wank they usually have on their macbook
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Don't you have HDMI?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)

kinky
but most macbooks are just displayport and most built-in projectors are vga
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I bet your favourite use of Mac is only ever running VMware of windows and a Linux distro. that pisses the fanboys off

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I do run VMs on them
The only native stuff I run is xcode
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)