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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 8:42,
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No.The cold I had yesterday is even worse today and the heating isn't working.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 9:45,
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Morning JeffskiI'm having a very lazy Sunday, you feeling any better yet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 10:27,
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Not as shit as yesterday, but I think another day of pub avoidance might be wise.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 10:46,
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You should get some home cans and make sure at least once per hour(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 10:48,
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23 minutes gone and Forest are still 0-0(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:23,
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That's a quarter of a way to the best result we could hope forWho have City got mate?
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Forest are losing now.City are away to Gillingham today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:38,
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How is it possible to be this guttedand yet completely unsurprised?
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Could be worse.You could have shelled out for a ticket.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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I'm flicking between the Forest game, the Spurs game and an episode of SherlockI've seen at least once before.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:45,
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Shelock is getting to a good bit.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:47,
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hounds_of_Baskerville
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:02,
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Didn't realise there had been a third goal.Just watching the half time analysis now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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Pretty much.I'm going to give Spurs v Utd fifteen minutes, see if that entertains.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:05,
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Good choice mate, the second half will be a total non-eventI'd love to say that Forest will come roaring out of the blocks after the break but most teams seem to have sussed our elaborate game game plan of "Get the ball to Antonio and hope he does something magic"
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I need to go to the shops as well.I might do that now and call in at the bookies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:09,
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The odds on us going down will probably net you a guaranteed tenner come MayOn a £9 bet
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Have to wonder how long Psycho has got leftAny other manager would have been given the Amici Wine Bar treatment by now.
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My lazy Sunday is getting better and betterI'm now sat with a pork pie, pate and Melba toast and a large cheese board, the extra hot Mexican cheddar is is being washed down with cold beer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:29,
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Just don't mention "Desmond's"In front of Nakers yeah, even after all these years he still hasn't got over the trauma.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:43,
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I made it back to London. Now in the cafe where a women sat near me has specified that her baked beans be served cold. Disgusting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:50,
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She having one fried egg, one bit of bacon and cold baked beans. How depressing. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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She's foreign. I don't know how you say that in foreign, other than the standard increase in volume necessary to converse with internationals. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:56,
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Simple"Hey El Fatty Bum Bum"
or "Hey Le Fatty Bum Bum"
depending on the type of foreign
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Oddly, the breakfast I went for two days agoAlso served the beans cold. This was due to chef-based incompetence rather than a diner request.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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I'm having an omelette. She's put me off the fry up. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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I feel confident you could have rattled an omelette together at home mate(, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
The ones they do here are easily the finest I have eaten (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:58,
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Charlie WattsPrince Philip
John Berger
Sean Connery
Leonard Cohen
Shane McGowan
Russell Brand after a heroin relapse.
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No-one ever says Bruce ForsythNo-one has yet implicated Bruce Forsyth in Yewtree
The man exists outside of the constraints of humanity
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Have they got Noel Edmonds yet? He got away with killing that man live on tv, he shouldn't be able to get away with noncing too. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:51,
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Motherfucker's connected isn't heAnyone who can get away with that beard and haircut combo on prime time telly for that long is clearly on excellent terms with Satan
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There was a deal or no deal fruit machine in the pub that had a pic of Noel that someone had written 'nonce' onThat's proof enough for me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:57,
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I hope you didn't take a pictureThat's basically agreeing with slander. You'd have been in Guantanamo with a hedgehog up your arse in minutes
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Watching Southampton v Chelsea now.I hope McBeef is in a pub showing the football.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 14:19,
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I had a crippling hangover this morningNo idea why, I didn't drink much more than normal. Drank a pint of water at oh dark thirty and then another at 9. Had a full English ciabatta and now feel almost human.
On the train back to Marylebone now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 14:31,
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