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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's foggy and icy round my way
It's been fun watching the pensioner drivers panicking when they hit the icy car park outside the newsagents. They're just abandoning their cars in even more awkward places than they normally do - with the added comedy bonus of sliding across the tarmac when on foot. I predict at least two broken hips before lunchtime.
So, when should the elderly be made to stop driving?
Alt: Smoked or sweetcure bacon?
Altalt: Just talk amongst yourselves about trainers or vinyl or somesuch.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:09, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It's been fun watching the pensioner drivers panicking when they hit the icy car park outside the newsagents. They're just abandoning their cars in even more awkward places than they normally do - with the added comedy bonus of sliding across the tarmac when on foot. I predict at least two broken hips before lunchtime.
So, when should the elderly be made to stop driving?
Alt: Smoked or sweetcure bacon?
Altalt: Just talk amongst yourselves about trainers or vinyl or somesuch.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:09, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
when they start complaining about other peoples driving on an obscure comedy messageboard
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)
I just watched a car swerve around a bicycle and knock over a "lane closed: no overtaking" sign
Sadly they didn't crash and die otherwise that would have been ironic death GOLD
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)
Sadly they didn't crash and die otherwise that would have been ironic death GOLD
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)
First fall 5 mins ago
Nothing broken though. However, one of the patrons has hit a parked van while driving into the car park. Claimed the van 'shouldn't have parked there' - what? Shouldn't have been parked in a marked parking bay in a car park? Loads of witnesses, all of whom saw him run into the van.
Daft old twat.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)
Nothing broken though. However, one of the patrons has hit a parked van while driving into the car park. Claimed the van 'shouldn't have parked there' - what? Shouldn't have been parked in a marked parking bay in a car park? Loads of witnesses, all of whom saw him run into the van.
Daft old twat.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)
looks like those pink refeshers bars you used to get taped on the front of the beano
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)
No, been doing stuff.
The Doris did say 'do you want the football on?' - but that would have meant her switching off the show she'd been watching whilst doing housework.
Which I thought would be somewhat unfair.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)
The Doris did say 'do you want the football on?' - but that would have meant her switching off the show she'd been watching whilst doing housework.
Which I thought would be somewhat unfair.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)
You're a caring and considerate person Jeff, she's lucky to have you.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)
Been dead since New Year's Eve, taking opportunity to book a family holiday this month.
( , Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)
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