I've got a corporate induction day.
I'm also the only cunt that turned up in a suit. I get the feeling this is going to be a long day. But I've met a nice research assistant called Sam.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)

hello tangle bum.
How are you on this fine day of return to work?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)

Pretty good, in spite of a terrible journey in.
It turns out some bright young gentleman of exquisite taste has placed an order for a very special limited edition LP and that is enough to brighten my day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:58, Reply)

I don't know anyone who'd buy that shit, especially after hearing it.
But I'm glad it's cheered you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Well it's available to listen to before purchasing, so they must know what they are letting themselves in for.
I just hope they appreciate that, due to a clerical error*, it won't ship until tomorrow.



^{*some prick left it at home}
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:03, Reply)

hahaha, lovely.
I look forward to it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

I've also just met the union rep.
He's unsurprisingly, a fat wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)

I hope you've signed up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:59, Reply)

not yet, but I will.
As a member of the Queens National Health it'll serve me well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)

Job for life, dude.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)

Tell that to Chompy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

I blame the Con Dem government.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)