Morning!
Commuting and offices and all that smashing stuff!
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 7:48, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm on a commuter train right now!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)

Oh boy! Are you surrounded by smelly people whining about the fares?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)

Then you must be the smelly one.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)

I fucking reek.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Morning, Happy New Year and all that jazz
First day back after a nice break. Thank fuck, I love the wife and kids and all but if I had to spend another whole day with them I think I'd have done a Jack Torrance.
( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:18, Reply)

^^this
although by Thursday or so I'll want to be back on holiday again......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:33, Reply)

you should leave them
you're clearly not emotionally capable of being a husband and father

they'll find somebody better and you'll die bitter and lonely

everyone's a winner

except you

Happy New Year!
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:37, Reply)

^^THIS!

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:41, Reply)

YEAH!!!
*punches air triumphantly*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:51, Reply)

I've got a corporate induction day.
I'm also the only cunt that turned up in a suit. I get the feeling this is going to be a long day. But I've met a nice research assistant called Sam.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)

Hey you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)

hello tangle bum.
How are you on this fine day of return to work?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)

Pretty good, in spite of a terrible journey in.
It turns out some bright young gentleman of exquisite taste has placed an order for a very special limited edition LP and that is enough to brighten my day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:58, Reply)

I don't know anyone who'd buy that shit, especially after hearing it.
But I'm glad it's cheered you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Well it's available to listen to before purchasing, so they must know what they are letting themselves in for.
I just hope they appreciate that, due to a clerical error*, it won't ship until tomorrow.



^{*some prick left it at home}
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:03, Reply)

hahaha, lovely.
I look forward to it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

I've also just met the union rep.
He's unsurprisingly, a fat wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)

I hope you've signed up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 8:59, Reply)

not yet, but I will.
As a member of the Queens National Health it'll serve me well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)

Job for life, dude.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)

Tell that to Chompy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

I blame the Con Dem government.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Trains were OK.
Stench levels not too bad and that's just me.

Work sucks arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Whereas you suck arses for a hobby.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

I am lucky my job is also my hobby.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

OI, REPLY TO MY TEXT YOU BAD HUMAN BEING

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)

Morning
I feel like hammered crap. Think I might have overdone the whisky last night and ended up not getting enough sleep either.

Add to that I put a casserole in the slow cooker but left it on high instead of turning it down before I left this morning. I'm going to have to nip back at lunchtime and turn it down and hope it's salvageable. Otherwise it's takeout pizza for dinner...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

you casserole idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I am a veritable casserole buffoon

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)

you so stew-pid (stupid)

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE HAHA

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 10:25, Reply)