All the evidence suggests that you're a raging coprophiliac.

( Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Urban myth, more's the pity.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

The simple solution here is
Get some tips from OMR then when my special prezzie arrive simply keep that one for yourself and swap out one of your own for swipey, after all she has written that she would prefer that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:53, Reply)

not gonna do that but thanks for your gift m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

I think she's just afraid of what you'd think.
Buy her a glass coffee table and let nature take its course.
( Muns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)

Got one, I lie under it every day but still nothing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:00, Reply)

even if i were
it would be a better look than a grey beard in a cagoule. fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I don't have a grey beard or own a single kagoul
Are you going into one of those tragic fantasy whimper phases again, pet?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)