i'm definitely going to make a black bean smokey chilli soup this weekend
the recipe recommends using strips of bacon to really bring out the taste of the smokey beans. i offered to do this for meatsnake, thereby sullying my delicate hands with rank pig carcass.

and he said, "no, i only like vegetarian soup". should be renamed carrotsnake, the gaylord.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:29, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I don't really like carrots.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)

alright, simmer down, celeryviper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

i don't mind the tops. carrot tops are 'alright'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)

you're so UNFUNNY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)

yeah i know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)

You're fooling no-one
bumlord.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

my sexual preferences are none of your business

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)

That's not true.
Swipe sends out a weekly email.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)

his mum writes it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)

She writes one about all the boys though, doesn't she?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)

NO SHE DOES NOT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)

I got three last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah but to be fair she *really* likes you, just like everyone does you utterly charming, decent, fucking wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

It's not me you need to apologise to, it's Jesus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

For God's sake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)