That's what she said!
No, hang on- that doesn't work very well - wait a moment.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

it's alright vag, loads of blokes like having things jammed up their bums
they just don't admit it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

Of course they do, love.
*pats on head*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)

pats thumb
on in
head bum
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

That's No Ham Dun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

I thought you were more interested in what comes out of bums.

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)

no, i have lots of interests that are all on an equal level of interest to me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Your reply makes no sense.
It would've been perfectly fine if I had said only instead of more.

I can only assume that you read the post and replied in a hurry, to allow you to follow a known vegan into the toilet, so you can lovingly take in the odour of her foul, meat free deposits.
( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Mmmmm. Lentil trots.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)

whatcha talkin bout, willis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Bit racist.

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

you should consolidate your debts into one affordable loan

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)