Thanks everyone
Just came right out of the blue.
*hugs everyone*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just read my way up the board
Sorry to hear about your friend, I know it's impossible to know what to say in these situations, but I always find it best to concentrate on the positives. My uncle died a few weeks ago and I kept making my aunt smile and cry by talking about all the good stuff, not what happened to him.

Keep thinking about those positives, I bet he was a top bloke.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:28, Reply)

He was
He had a lot of issues.

The wake will be carnage I'm fairly sure, with all his beer monster friends getting together.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Damn right, it should be too
Celebrate the life, don't mourn the death.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:34, Reply)

I second what Bert said
*man hugs*
( Captain V, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:31, Reply)

*snogs*
*sees sig*

I guarantee you that you're not as hairy as the Sexmonkey.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Quite possibly
But I do need to tidy up le beard and cut my fringe so it's not in my eyes oh god my eyes!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Fringe? Beard?
That's not true hirsute-ness, I've probably got more hair on my buttocks than you have on your whole head.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:43, Reply)

*cops a feel*
By jove you're right!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

It's like I'm smuggling sheep.
One day I'm going to shave myself from head to toe, and sell the results as some kind of exotic fibre.

Anyone interested in a black jumper made of my bum wool?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:47, Reply)

The German for cotton
is Baumvolle, which always translates in my head as Bum Wool.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Me too!
and fresh milk is Vollmilsch.

Those poor, tiny little voles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Grammar Police
it's Vollmilch of course :-)

No s to see there

/gets Grammar Police coat
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

I thought so!
But it's been more than a decade since I've been to the Fatherland.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

Jawohl, Herr KaLeun!
Vell i have to excuse zis zen!
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:38, Reply)