Happy birthday Snakeypoos
I hope you get the full gamut of post-dinner birthday sexual deviancy that is your right as a man.

Alt: A bit shit TBH - just got a letter calling me in for yet another MRI. Other than that I'm tippety tip top.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

fuck that
he's had his sex for the year
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)

From you maybe

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:11, Reply)

nah, your missus came to stay
she says hi
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)

So who was the miserable cow in my kitchen this morning?

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)

Mooooooo!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)

Wow, shambles you have really nice hair.

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)

I know! And that's just my arse.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)

*licks inside nostrils*

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)

SEXY AS FUCK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)

we sent you one of those nazi cows that lighty likes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)

So basically you're saying there is no real difference between my wife and a Nazi cow?

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)

does your wife hate the Jooooooooos?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)

lolz

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Maybe he's had his sex for the year.....
... but have you had yours *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)

i tried
but your grandad said he was busy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)

Which Grandad?
The one who died in 1935 or the one who died in 1969? I need to know!!
Pair of slackers, haven't done a day's work in years
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)

the secret one your mum never told you about

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Was he like one of those 'uncles' that dad never knew about?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

Cheers!! Although I was rather hoping for a night off!!! hahaha .....no, really. Seriously. Friend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)