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Chicken Thursday.
Alt: how are you? Got anything to share with the group?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:02,
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I'm alroght ta
I should get my cf6 textbook today. It's a laughably easy exam.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:05,
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ugh, i hate early morning meetings
saw "the imitation game" last night. thought it was absolutely excellent, in case anyone has/n't seen it/gives a fuck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:17,
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nae cunt gies a fuck ye dippit wee hoor
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:26,
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SPLENDID
I've been out for a run in the dark like some sort of fucking penis.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:26,
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^ fucking penis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:27,
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It started raining literally the moment I ran into the driveway.
I'm like a weather god or sutin.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:29,
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My penis hardly ever goes out for a run in the dark
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:27,
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how do you know, man? How. Do. You. Know?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:28,
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It's such a show off it always wants to run in daylight for all to see.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:29,
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I trod on several slugs and snails.
Apropos of nothing like.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:03,
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No puppy dogs' tails?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:20,
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sadly not
:(
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:26,
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that sizeable bumbag must cause some horrendous chafing
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:31,
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Happy Frogday one and all!!!
Alt: Ten years. I could have killed her and been out on parole by now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:28,
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alroght DG
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:31,
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hahaha look at this it's like an old war poster you can change to literally anything and it still makes sense!!!!
![](http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-happy-10-year-anniversary.png)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:32,
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Oh now that IS clever.
Thanks internet chum!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:35,
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my pleasure. and google images, don't think i wasted my time making that because i didn't and wouldn't..
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:36,
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Hey, it's the typing the words into a search engine that counts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:37,
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at least youve achieved your dream of being married to a plain if stupid wife trapped forever in your hometown
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:32,
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Dream big, that's what I always say.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:35,
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by virtue of having found someone approximating a woman you've virtuely won offtopic
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38,
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Come now, you're being modest - I'm second place behind you, at best.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:39,
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Not wishing to blow my own trumpet but I certainly am the least biggest retard here.
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:42,
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You're full of yourself, aren't you?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:44,
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^jelly of my pancreatic skillz
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:46,
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and kidney function
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:00,
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It's quite an achievement.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:47,
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I'm not really up for the whole murdering thing but I have been trying to drive mine away for years and she just won't leave me.
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:37,
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I know what you mean, I don't get it - I'm horrible to her, I ignore everything she says, I try to make her life as miserable as possible and yet she's still here.
Women are weird.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38,
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don't forget you're really ugly too
and you smell like eggy lentil farts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10,
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and fat I bet.
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:15,
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no, he's more like a beanpole*
a beanpole made of hair and mung beans with a vague resemblance to the sheriff of nottingham in "prince of thieves"
*i don't really know what he looks like, but this sounds about right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17,
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Yeah yeah, like you don't stalk my facebook profile all the time
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21,
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![](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/12/article-2503919-195EE45300000578-75_634x735.jpg)
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:25,
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Delete this picture of me please.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:31,
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let me finish my wank first
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39,
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You done yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:44,
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lend us a thumb
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:50,
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Ok, but I'd like you to wash it afterwards this time
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:55,
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The Sheriff of Nottingham in "Prince of Thieves"
was a very handsome chap
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:29,
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So is tangiers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:30,
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I don't see why frogs birthday is important
Its not like he fixed my boiler or anything like that.
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:34,
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Not that my boilers broken or anything
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:36,
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you're welcome.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:36,
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Shit
Well my Media Centre keeps doing this thing where when the kids use it if fucks up and won't let them play any of their shit barbie films. Can you make sure you don't fix that please?
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38,
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MEAT-O! MEAT-O!
Felicitations, mersh. Many happy returns of the day.
What time are you finishing work?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:42,
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Usual time :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16,
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I may be about at 4.30 at Charing X.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21,
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I might have pizza tonight
#NOTCHICKEN
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:47,
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you fucking rebel
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:04,
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I know! I'm dead hard too.
#ACCORD
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:09,
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Happy birthday Snakeypoos
I hope you get the full gamut of post-dinner birthday sexual deviancy that is your right as a man.
Alt: A bit shit TBH - just got a letter calling me in for yet another MRI. Other than that I'm tippety tip top.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:08,
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fuck that
he's had his sex for the year
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10,
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From you maybe
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:11,
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nah, your missus came to stay
she says hi
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:12,
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So who was the miserable cow in my kitchen this morning?
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:14,
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Mooooooo!
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:14,
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Wow, shambles you have really nice hair.
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:15,
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I know! And that's just my arse.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:22,
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*waggles eyebrows*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:36,
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*licks inside nostrils*
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:38,
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SEXY AS FUCK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:42,
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we sent you one of those nazi cows that lighty likes
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16,
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So basically you're saying there is no real difference between my wife and a Nazi cow?
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39,
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does your wife hate the Jooooooooos?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:40,
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lolz
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:45,
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Maybe he's had his sex for the year.....
... but have
you had
yours *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16,
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i tried
but your grandad said he was busy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17,
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Which Grandad?
The one who died in 1935 or the one who died in 1969? I need to know!!
Pair of slackers, haven't done a day's work in years
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:24,
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the secret one your mum never told you about
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:25,
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Was he like one of those 'uncles' that dad never knew about?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:27,
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Cheers!! Although I was rather hoping for a night off!!! hahaha .....no, really. Seriously. Friend.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21,
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Happy Birthday Meatsnake.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:27,
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Thank you Jeffery
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:29,
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My cold has gotten worse.
At least it waited until I was back at work before going for it I suppose.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:35,
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Happy Birthday Mr Meat
I got you a gift of unexpected breasts from the lass who lives in the house over the gardens from mine this morning.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:37,
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They suit you.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:42,
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Who doesn't look good with a set of top bollocks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:43,
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Thanks, I shall look forward to receiving them
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:43,
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PERT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:43,
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Cor! Caw!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:44,
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She has no shame at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:44,
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shame curtains
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:56,
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That too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:12,
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Merry birthday Mr. Snake
I hope the world is the shellfish of your choice on this most joyful of days
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39,
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I choose the giant isopod
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:43,
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They give me the fear.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:49,
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![](http://media3.giphy.com/media/7cxoZhiLH25lm/200.gif)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:54,
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Geiger was blatantly inspired by them when designing the aliens from Alien.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:59,
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Giger
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:21,
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fear horn
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:54,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEATSNAKE.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:02,
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Hooray for me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:04,
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hooray indeed, huzzah huzzah.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:09,
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I'm grand, thanks, Windy Pig.
Also - happy birthday Meatsnake.
Mrs V and I have started watching Sons Of Anarchy.
It's a bit shit, I think - a bit cheesy.
Friday tomorrow, thank the maker!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:07,
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It's my Friday today!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:21,
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HOORAY!
Are you gon TEAR it op?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:22,
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I can't guarantee it, but I'll have a go.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:28,
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Stout fellow.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:28,
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if you stay out later than me with these reprobates
and then stagger in.... go and wake up the budgie, not me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:28,
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I will do what I want.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:30,
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+ in the hallway because you have put the chain on
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:35,
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Typical mum.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:44,
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if you want 12 stone of alcohol fumes blundering in and sweating next to you at 3am
i can send him your way with pleasure
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:03,
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well let's hope he blunders drunkenly into somebody who isn't a miserable old granny, eh?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:09,
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Henry Rollins is good in it
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:25,
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Nah, it's last-of-the-xmas-turkey-thank-fuck-done-in-a-curry-thursday for me
Alt: I'm great cos I'd been thinking it was Wednesday day all day! Might have a wank to celebrate the Thursday revelation.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:16,
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Also, Happy Birthday Meatsnake and I hope your first child is a masculine child.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:18,
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Thanks. Thanks?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:21,
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Your (are) welcome
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:22,
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No Star Wars
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:26,
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Frankly I don't give a damn dirty ape
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:41,
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YOU MANIAC!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:44,
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^ dancing like he's never danced before
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:46,
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SKITTLE I NEED WARP FACTOR 30 IN 10 SECONDS!
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:46,
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I DUNT HEF THA POOOOR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:46,
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Thursday?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:20,
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alright?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:23,
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Chrimbo was two weeks ago.
Did you buy a twelve pound bird for one person or sutin?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:45,
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Nah, I just had some bits left on a plate in the fridge
Some old pate had fallen into it but I scraped most of it off and gave it a microwave to soften it up a bit. If I curry it up today with some spices and the yellow-stickered cream I bought on Monday it should be good for a few meals over the weekend.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:51,
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I'm sure it will be fine but I'd not eat two week old meat
cooked or not
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Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:52,
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Weeell, it's mostly cooked I'd say still a bit of pinkness but that's alright yeah? I'm sure thats how the top chefs do it
And I drained off the red juices it was sitting in (gotta keep the flavour in!). The plate might need a few scrubs before it's roadworthy again though
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:59,
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this has genuinely made me feel a bit queasy :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:04,
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It sounds yummy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:07,
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*something about preferring an older bird*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:10,
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If I buy proper chicken from the butchers it's fucked after a few days.
Meat that hasn't been filled with water and preservatives doesn't last that long.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:07,
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It takes you a few days to chat up a chicken?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:10,
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He's not pushy, just chancing his cluck.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:12,
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steady on, Michel Guérard
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:11,
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chickens you say?
Cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:13,
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I must say that Fiona Bruce was looking rather pleasant last night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:15,
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Must you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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I must
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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*improves bust*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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![](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/images/1580579799-lionel11.jpg)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:20,
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^ Monty's grandad
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:20,
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HELLO!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:36,
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Meh, they should bring back the Live! TV news format imo.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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I definitely would.
Bit she's aw ligs and nae tits.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:36,
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There's something very very naughty about Sophie Raworth
I think she would probably ruin me. And I'd let her.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:40,
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aye, and that maitlis piece
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:41,
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That Trevor McDonald is a saucy minx and all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:42,
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And finally....
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:43,
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I always had a thing for Moira stuart
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:45,
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I really like it when she gets angry and quotes people swearing. Like that Dapper Laughs prick.
I'd like to add Sam off of BBC3's '60 Second News'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:01,
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Alt: Ebola.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:26,
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Happy birthday Meaters old fruit
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:36,
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cheers Rev
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:38,
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Meaty birthday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:42,
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