don't forget you're really ugly too
and you smell like eggy lentil farts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

and fat I bet.

( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)

no, he's more like a beanpole*
a beanpole made of hair and mung beans with a vague resemblance to the sheriff of nottingham in "prince of thieves"



*i don't really know what he looks like, but this sounds about right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah yeah, like you don't stalk my facebook profile all the time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Delete this picture of me please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

let me finish my wank first

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)

You done yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)

lend us a thumb

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)

Ok, but I'd like you to wash it afterwards this time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)

The Sheriff of Nottingham in "Prince of Thieves"
was a very handsome chap
( Peej, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

So is tangiers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:30, Reply)