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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why is it that I was the only one who didn't drink last night
And yet I feel like I have the worst hangover out of anyone? Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:53, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
because you're a podgy fatto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)
psyche!

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
go and shove some more metal in your face
it's working well for you thus far
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:05, Reply)
sounding quite bitter there, Gillian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:13, Reply)
no, just bored of your schtick, tim

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)
At a guess a sedantry lifestyle and reliance on trans and saturated fats, porky

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
Andrew MARR
FAST etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)
ha ha because he had a stroke too !!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

don't reeeeally fancy health advice from you. but ta for trying.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
It was an observation dunce

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
oh right
then thanks FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
It's nice to see that his brush with death has mellowed him.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
i blame manimal

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:07, Reply)
i blame the fact that i am sifting through plans of drains

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
plumbing yessssssss

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)
tsk ... and some people have the audacity to suggest that you have a really shitdull clerical job

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
well, only people who don't understand it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
shit yeah ... it's been a lifelong ambition to learn about plumbing regulations

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
keep trying
you might get off your industrial estate one day
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
bless

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)
If it helps I'm fairly hungover
and sleep deprived.

I'm rectifying this with a big greasy sausage and egg bap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
so i take you out for healthy tasty food last night
and you follow it with sausage and egg baps?

i see.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:11, Reply)
I thank you for the healthy food
as that allows me to eat like a pig today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)
you can keep your blackened cod and rare beef steak and ribs
it was all about the butter roasted oyster mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
Nope. it was defo the ribs

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
even monty agreed on the mushrooms
i think i've recruited another veggie!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
come on ... you're deffo jealous of mushrooms on toast
that's some sophisticated cuisine that you simply can't knock up for breakfast while still wankered from the night before
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:30, Reply)
well, you couldn't manage them on bread in your pizza oven
without making it look like katie price's fifth abortion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)
one more for the full house

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
have you bought a hairbrush yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
my hair is at most half an inch long
stick to the dreary admin, pet
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
not for your hair, you utter bellend

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
why else would I want a hairbrush, you grumpy old granny
My beard is barely an eighth of an inch
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)

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