Monday Monday.....
Good stuff:
1. No hangover due to working Saturday night (does anyone else get the two day hangover after a ledgendary night of boozehoundy goodness?)
2. Looking forward to meeting up with a very good friend tonight who will hopefully have bought me back a present from Munich *prays for beer*
3. It's lunchtime!!

Pants stuff:
1. My house smells a bit of sick - I think one of my housemates may be responsible
2. Broken my shiny new iPhone
3. It's so cold today. Brrr.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woo!
It's not just me feeling the cold today then!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:04, Reply)

I don't get hangovers
My metabolism is brilliant in that respect. I am invincible!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
ABANDON SHIP!

*KLAXON NOISES*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

Excuse me,
but what do you think clendrix, The Grammar Badger, Lucy Van Pelt and wanderlust are? Hmm?

Gays pretending to be girls to lure us into a false sense of security so they can rape us at bashes?

I bloody well hope so.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:07, Reply)

Have you not met any of
Those fine ladies then?
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Only wanderlust, and she was lovely.
I was extremely disappointed by the lack of gay rape from the female b3tans at that bash.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Bert
I just cyber raped you.
What more do you want. really?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

FACE RAPE
and anal fisting. You fisting me, that is, I'd never do that to a lady, I have pointy knuckles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

Ok
Shall I take my rings and bracelets off or do you like the accidental rip?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Leave them on
It's not accidental if I'm forcing my way back onto your hand.

This conversation is very wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

ha
This conversation rules.
You'll dream about this conversation tonight.
This conversation is your world.
You love it.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

I could've been fisted all night
I could've been fisted all night,
and still yearned out for more....

*sighs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

Damn
Rumbled.
Oh well, bend over then.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Yum....

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

*attends bash*
*bums Bert*
( wanderlust, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

Yum

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)

AROOOOGA AROOOOGA!
I was attracted by all the kittens.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

NO
to girls on the Internet.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)

First username I've seen
that actively indicates womanhood.

And TGB, have I not MET YOU?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)

^bizarre
Are we not allowed on the internet then?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Uh-oh
Sexism row on the horizon.

*goes into storm shelter*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

My internet is far too slow
to get into any debates.

And I do feel like crap now as I have been sneezing all day and look like rudolph :(

*goes and curls up in a corner*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:15, Reply)

Awww....
Poor little badger.

*offers grubs and roots for badger to eat*

*makes vat of magic chicken soup*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:18, Reply)

aah
*cuddles the badger*

*passes the quilt*

*snuggles up*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:18, Reply)

*watches*



....yeah.

*hands slip into trousers*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:20, Reply)

Thanks Lucy :)
*throws a shoe at bert*

*recommences snuggle time*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:29, Reply)

*sniffs shoe*
*recommences touching*

Go on, touch each other's boobies, you know you want to.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Throws another shoe at Bert
*snuggles down again*

*starts snoring*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:38, Reply)

*licks shoe*
*goes off to pester someone more adventurous*

Kaol! Touch my boobies.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:40, Reply)

You should be.
I like having you here.
Just ignore Burt.
He's got a few extra chromosomes, I'm afraid.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Eh?
I wasn't the one expressing surprise to girls on the interweb, I was defending their honour in my own special way.

*strokes extra chromosomes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:15, Reply)

It appears not...
Doesn't matter anyway. I keep being distracted from it by pink things and Heat Magazine.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah me too
Damned tampon adverts on TV always get my attention...
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:15, Reply)

"Have a happy period"
W.T.F???
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

What about
Have a period where you get to stay at home and eat what you want and snarl at people for no reason?

Only kidding gents, as we all know periods are made up to keep you lot in tow.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:18, Reply)

This is why I think man periods would be good
I want an excuse to do that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Mine too.
Lady leak? Stop it with new all-improved, absorbant quim plugs!

Shampoo adverts are the best though, there's something a bit naughty about ladies tossing their hair.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Shampoo ads?
FOR FUCKS SAKE.

IT'S NOT SCIENCE.

WASHING UP LIQUID WOULD PRETTY MUCH DO THE SAME THING.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

Hair soap.
It has magic properties and penta-peptides and arsenic.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Actually
shampoos do contain more than just surfactants, Kaol. It is actually science, although it does result in overpriced products.

Just like humans and chimpanzees share 99% of their DNA (or whatever it is), shampoo and washing up liquid is 99% the same. But it's the other 1% that makes the difference!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:24, Reply)

Isn't it 99.9%?
I think the ingredients of shampoo give the appearance of healthy hair, but surely have actually healthy hair it'd be a matter of diet..?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:26, Reply)

I kinda knew that...
I was just baiting.

Yes there are things in shampoo.
But "Nutri-ceramide R" is not a real compound.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:29, Reply)