I only have two feet, hence I only need one pair at a time
/bullyingofstunned
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:51, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I've lost my left sock
I only fucking had it an hour ago. I've probably eaten it in a fucking Alzheimer's moment
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

How the fuck can you lose a sock?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
I can't even blame the wife and kids cos they're not here. If I find it tucked into the arse of my pants or something I'm putting myself in a home.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

I'm probably fucking wearing it or something.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

it's OK it's on the bed somebody obviously sneaked in and moved it

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Just take the other one off and throw it away and no one need ever know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

I'm not wearing them.
I'm losing my marbles but not quite that fast.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)