when meatsnake refused to become beansnake on here
or even the mildly more amusing fishsnake

alt: pasta with roasted veg (preferably red onions, mushrooms, courgettes), blue cheese and fresh chilli.

alt: pasta with feta cheese and black pepper.

altalt: my mate once snogged a guy who showed her some sick at a party. i repeat, he showed her where someone had been sick, then said, "you're fit," and she snogged him.

altaltalt: mountgay rum trumps all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:08, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

^none of this is amusing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

you're not reading it properly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

pffft

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

pardon you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

altalt. Good work. it wasn't him that was sick, right?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

no
it was some teenage german that my friend was banging at the time.

can't hold their melon vodka, the germans, as it turned out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Oh good

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)

I love Mountgay rum

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)