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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning all!It's Sunday, I hope you're not all nursing hangovers and are ready for whatever this lovely day has in store for you.
Last night I went to a Burns supper with authentic haggis - excellent evening all round - how was your Saturday night? Sitting in front of the TV in your stained Kappa tracksuit with a can of spesh, or a night at the Opera*.
Alt: I'm going to make tonight's curry in a bit, then get all my stuff ready for a few beers and some music with mates. what are your plans, dear B3TANs?
*I'd rather have my ears bored through with spade bits while fellating a syphilitic leper than go to the opera
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I like opera.Might have a cup of tea and listen to a bit of Verdi. In my kappa tracksuit.
keyword: opera
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I'm not happy Cap P, not happy at allJust had a hand car wash at one of them eastern European type places and the car is covered in small surface scratches, I've been down to Halfords and have purchased some Farecla G3 scratch remover and waffle pads, I hope this stuff is as good as it seems on the youtube videos www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaZJUV3DyRQ, Oh and funnily enough I will be wearing my old and beat up Kappa tracksuit top whilst doing it.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 11:18,
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hahaDon't forget the extra 65mm on the corner base unit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 11:22,
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I feel your painJust before I handed back the last company car, I took it for a Romanian hand job at the local car wash. One of them must have been using scouring pads. However, the lease company driver signed it off as in good nick and handed over my new one so all was well.
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Wow that G3 scratch remover is well worth the money :D(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 12:52,
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Off to the pub for a pre match pint or 3.Then I shall sit in the cold and watch Stunned-Ham United beat Bristol City.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 11:39,
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if yesterday was anything to go bythen it is by no means a foregone conclusion.
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All the more reason why the Hammers will go for it.Realistic chance of winning the cup.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 12:03,
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alright placido domongoI'm doing haggis and various whiskies later.
Cranachan for afters.
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We had CranachanFrickin' awesome, as was the Cock a Leekie, the haggis neeps and tatties and the cheeseboard
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dessert/sweet/pudding/aftersAre you a Hyacinth Bucket 'supper' tosser or something?
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Afters round these parts usually includes a 'shoeing' or a 'slap'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 12:02,
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Spent the morning listening to Stravinsky and some unnecessarily loud children. Alt: Probably take the kids to the theatre or summat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 12:42,
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My son is insistent that he nicked all his ideas from Dr Who soundtracks (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 12:46,
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made a checklist, "Fuck off Captain Placid!"Tick
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 13:07,
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I enjoyed that. Che is only saying what we are all thinking.
Keyword: lazy.
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