^^^^
Just had to re-educate one of our customers who thinks allowing 5 mins between logging an issue and complaining that nothing has been done about it is OK. On their DEMO system
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I Hope re-education involved a kick up the arse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)

A virtual slap was administered

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Tell them if they do it again, they automatically go to the back of the queue.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)

I am no mood for this sort of shit today.
bitches be needing stitches.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)

^^^^
I have sportsrage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)

She hasn't appeared at my door yet. I'm going to get some coffee and hope I miss her

( Peej, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Our phone system has fucked up again
We have an out of hours number and I'm on OOH this week. Phone up this morning to change the voicemail to get people to ring my mobile, check it has recorded and go to take kids to school. Site rings up, gets last week's voicemail and rings that number instead.

Boss now going mental
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)

Part timer, Jay is 'oooooh' every day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:20, Reply)