Irina Shayk y/n
I hear she's newly single
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'd take a dip in that
why not
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)

kylie minogue y/y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)

Why not.
I'm not really a tit man anyway.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Do you know, neither was I.
Not until I had to gather one up with both hands out of all the places it had flopped to in order to give it a cheeky squeeze did I change my mind.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

And then it sort of splooged up between my fingers like some sort of horrific uncooked muffin.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Since then I have properly appreciated a good pair of boobs.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)

I'm going to assume you're all too busy projectile vomiting at the image I've just put in your heads to post.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Not vomiting, no.........

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)