Me too, my time and charitible effort is priceless so I won't be paying any money.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeh whatever, go for a fag again would you meanie!

( Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

Exactly.
I feel like Bono and Bob Geldof got into that machine in the fly and made one super charitable being who never contributes a fucking penny.
( Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Yeh but 5 votes aren't going to cut it
thats not even going to make to popilololloller page!
( Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

It's the effort that counts.
The next step is to release a christmas single to raise money to buy it.
( Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Free the bear
Let them know its Hofmeister
( Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

It's Hofmeister, there's no need to be afraid~
It's Hofmeister, as seen on mats and pub ashtrays
And in our world of cuntsprouts, we can spread a little joy
by buying a fucking hipster a giant dress-up toy
( Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:00, Reply)

lol and click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

but be aware
aware of the furry ones
The Hofmeister bear
Could lead to some cosplay fun
And in the world of yiffers
There can be no innocence
Put your penis in a clerk
Dressed up as Yogi
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

YES!
Has anyone got contacts in the music industry?

(No Tangles... I mean good ones!)
( Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)

I reckon we'll have enough left over to buy a dedicated Hofmeister pub too

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

"Every time I clap my hands, a pub closes"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)