it's quite amusing on the surface
but utterly depressing when you remember that it's one of the biggest selling newspapers and they genuinely do print this bollocks every single day
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:37, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^hand wringing leftist agenda

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

I'm prolly a Muslim homo

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

I see the occasional Mail reader at my local
I try not to get caught up in conversation with them as screaming 'you small-minded petty fuckwit' at them at the top of my voice might get me barred.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

agreed. But the most simple of things become depressing when you really scrutinise it, I mean ultimately the human race is wired for destruction and we are enslaved during our short time on this planet.
thats why I always try and remember that saying...YOLO!
( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:46, Reply)

apparently that's a popular name for baby girls now
it's a shame their fucking parents lived at all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I thought this sounded like nonsense, then I found this:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/04/unusual-baby-names-babycenter_n_6270766.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Bender? Really?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I am surprised McBeef's daughter isn't called Hennessy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)