Another day.
Another depressing Weetabix breakfast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's the omnivore option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:28, Reply)

I had a depressing coffee which had skin on it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:33, Reply)

^ weak

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

it's a demoralising start to the day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:37, Reply)

coffee which had skin on it
depressing sex
I smoked on her balcony as far as I remember I put the fags in the ashtray but who knows.
Went for lunch the next day.
Went to euston.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

you're weirdly obsessed with this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)

I'll pull out something really original like 'lol ginger' next.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

no doubt, i don't know how this forum kept going without you reposting old unfunny shit from years ago

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

Everyone else reposting old unfunny shit from years ago would be my guess

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1700517
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

Apparently, Plan B was decent in the Harry Brown film
According to Kroney and 2012 'Bill Clay'. I can't even remember him being in it now.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)

he was the naughty teenager that said 'pussy'ole' a lot iirc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Perhaps he fancies Chompy.
I know I do.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

have you ever had a wank about psychochomp?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

I've never had a wank thinking about anybody else.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Deep down, don't we all want to be swept off our feet..
...taken to Nando's, plied with the second cheapest wine on the menu by faux-candle lamp and to the sound of romantic world music and then inexpertly pleasured?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

Cheers, I was stuck what to do for our 15th wedding anniversary

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:52, Reply)

Absolutely rigid.

( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:52, Reply)

it's the last - possibly the only - time that anything genuinely amusing happened on here

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)

^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

thing is though, with a wife as jabba as yours it's difficult to be shocked at how fat anyone is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)