I "won" an argument with a guy at work when he was adamant the water was off and I disagreed.
The fact that he got soaked proved me right. That was this morning.

Alt: yoga, hang a new bedroom door, get fucked up.

Altalt: there once was a fat gay online,
whose bumhole was the size of a mine,
he liked to suck nob,
and worked a shit job,
and we all hope he'll drown in the Tyne
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

ppi claims team leader m8, he was headhunted for his admin skills and professional qualifications

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Don't you dare Cranley me, m8.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

I have a special contempt for claims management firms.
Their staff are invariably spastics and I take pleasure in telling them to fuck off when we receive letters from them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

This.

( Muns, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)

they don't understand the very rules they try to use

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

You have contempt for anyone dozer.
Also.
BOVVERED?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)

*everyone
But especially the obese.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)

Does getting "fucked up" not negate the yoga?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

Nah makes you more flexible dunnit
deeper fucking up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)