My work doesn't really give me cause to make a massive mistake.
When I started working in the bars many moons ago, I fucked up a keg change and almost a whole keg erupted on the ceiling.
I was alone so managed to contain it after a few attempts. I was stinking of beer for the day but there's nothing new there.

alt. Obvs Im all bloo bloo alone now but I'll probably wrangle a date out of some poor unsuspecting victim this week. Im chatting to a good few guys ;)

altalt. Why YOU of course.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:27, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

why can't you homos get your own holidays instead of hijacking decent Christian holidays

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)

it's hardly a holiday, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)

Everyday is a holiday if you don't have a job

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

it really is, petal
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)

"It is celebrated in many countries around the world, although it is not a holiday in most of them"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)

LIKE THIS ONE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)