So
What's going on?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:18, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I just tried to catch a bunch of fog in my hands.
Mist
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:24, Reply)

I'm totally stealing that and passing it off as my own
Although I'm surprised I haven't heard it before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:28, Reply)

I just heard it on another part of the internet and stole it myself.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)

The dircle of life continues

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)

And the circle as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)

Fat-fingered dunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:31, Reply)

Massively fat
The ipad keyboard is gigantic and I still fucked it up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:32, Reply)

Might go down the juicer in a minute.
And I'm not even discussing this in the right thread. Living on the edge, me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:25, Reply)

get this right
I've been to the pub and then come back from the pub
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:33, Reply)

Not much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:27, Reply)

Well, I got XRDP running on my XKCD and linked up to the HMRC so I can contact DVLA via my XBLA.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:27, Reply)

You're shitting me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:28, Reply)

yeah well I dun that ten years ago using a dead sparrow and bobby pins

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:32, Reply)

haha, imagine I put <s> tags on some of that so it reads like you fucked a policeman's corpse, lolol</s>

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:39, Reply)

oh boy
I'd be all like "hahaha that's funny and clever" but on the inside I'd be all like "boohoohoo I will have my revenge on this internet bully"
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:41, Reply)

what the fuck is going on, since when did subject lines auto-fill closing tags, I can't even delete it without it putting it back

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:41, Reply)

<s>really?</s>

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:43, Reply)

well that's fucking bent
I thought the dorks had given up trying to code this place properly
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:44, Reply)

<s><s><s><s><s><s><s>s</s></s></s></s></s></s></s>
wonder what this will do
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:44, Reply)

:O

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:44, Reply)

<b>bold

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:45, Reply)

<spaz><spaccy><spacmo>

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:46, Reply)

<i><fuck><goats>

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:46, Reply)

<s>sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss</s

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:47, Reply)

they're morons

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:48, Reply)

This is rivetting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:49, Reply)

<s>nuh huh ... this is riveting</s>

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:50, Reply)

What you have done there is made a joke based on the two meanings of riveting
How droll
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:53, Reply)

old French river

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:55, Reply)

old french rivet

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:58, Reply)

old kentucky shark

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 23:10, Reply)

sort of what sound frogs make sort of.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 23:12, Reply)

Cunt.
I now have the Frog Chorus in my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 23:19, Reply)

i.imgur.com/gbHNreR.png
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 23:37, Reply)

Mr P. Dophile

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 23:46, Reply)

I just correctly identified a primordial dwarf.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:31, Reply)

Then what happened?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:32, Reply)

I verbally announced I was correct and included a 'fist pump' as a visual clue to this victory which was largely ignored by my audience.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:34, Reply)

I'm wondering what the context is...
..I mean, did you find a primordial dwarf dead in a hedge? Was there a quiz about them? Were you in a 'specialist massage parlour'? I think, for the sake of decency, we should be told
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:37, Reply)

It was on the telly m8, bit late to be out now isn't it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:38, Reply)

Janet Street Porter is ruining that Alan Davies thing that's on Dave

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:42, Reply)

You watch dave.
Anyway why are you back here, poppet was back here yesterday as well. Weird
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:51, Reply)

Yes
I'm here as a direct result of having had a conversation with her earlier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:53, Reply)

When two great minds collide.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:56, Reply)

I'm going to imagine you mean that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 22:57, Reply)