Hi everyone, I have an amazing, new to the market, juice detox plan that is guaranteed to make you healthy. But...
It can also make you wealthy. You can start a really rewarding business by simply encouraging your family, friends, work colleagues and even complete strangers to try our scientifically proven miracle juice.

Etc. Etc. Contact me. Minimum investment £5000.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:53, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm oot.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Actually, you weren't approved of by our key demographic and you weren't accepted into our scheme.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Now I'm interested.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)

Does it come with a free bear costume?

( .Yeti., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Those cunts at Nutri Bullet are raking it in after renaming the blender.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:09, Reply)