At the risk of being nauseating, I'm pretty happy at the moment.
I've a job that teaches me new things and seems willing to invest plenty of time and effort in me with the promise of further training and development to come. I've an increasingly professionally successful girlfriend who, despite my frequent protestations, appears quite happy to look after me in a way that I'm quite certain I don't deserve (and the girls at work are in full agreement with me on this)and asks for nothing in return.

Obviously absolutely nothing is exactly what she gets, the bitch, what does she think I am, some sort of queer?

I have very little to complain about and so am forced to pursue increasingly petty vendettas in order to remain in my miserable cunt comfort zone.

As for financial tips, I'm hopeless. I don't have any. I defer to my girlfriend in all matters of finance.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

FFS. GROW A PAIR!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:57, Reply)

I just threw up all over my polyestor uniform combat trousers.
What an absolute fucking gay.

Edit: I also defer to my girlfriend in all matters of testicular extension/growth.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)

You were just sick on yourself?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Not literally, no. I'm not some sort of Big City insurance broker wideboy
that lives his exponentially decreasing life expectancy in a whirlwind of drugs and alcohol so I'm not constantly at risk of chundering all over me kegs, mate.

I was just referencing that sickeningly bent bloody post I made.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)

kecks
hth

Insurance broker? Pur-leeze.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

Alright, calm down Lighty.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)

GIRLFRIEND
girlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriend.

Girlfriend?

GIRLFRIEND!
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)

Hey! (hey!)
You! (you!)
I don't like your girlfriend!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Based on personal experience, you'd like her better than me.
As do my work colleagues, friends and my own bloody parents. I'm going to have to get rid, she's making me look bad.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:11, Reply)