Runaway Bride at the Odeon back in '99
alt: Not mine, but back when I was about 11 and used to ride a bike to school I got knocked off it by a car whilst going round a roundabout. The driver came to apologise a day or so later and went arse over tit down the stairs leading to our front door followed by mucho bleeding from the face and wailing. I dun big LOLS at that one I can tell you!

altalt: Poo graffiti
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:44, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

how many crotchfruit do you have?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)

4 boys
All planned (for some reason I now can't remember or understand)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

jesus christ
that sounds like hard work!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

They were quadruplets. How are the budgies?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

poor budgies
the older one is scared of the new one and is being terrorised. the new one just wants to be with the older one and is feeling rejected.

stupid birds!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Lemmy needs to mtfu. Just saying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

BTFU surely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)

Mammal tfu, you oik.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:46, Reply)

I could be wrong and of course I bow down to your greater medical knowledge
But I don't think budgies are mammals
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Like bats, they are mammals. Definitely not birds, nope, no sir.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)

there's no way that birds could be anything but mammals

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)

I'm glad you agree frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)

Ah that makes sense
the are like a daybat or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 17:06, Reply)