just after I broke my leg, I was in hospital and could not piss lying down,
I went in on the Friday and my surgery was booked for Monday afternoon. There was no way I could stand up, as the rush of blood in to the leg around where my ankle was shattered was pure agony, so I held on.
my bladder felt like it was going to burst at one point, and all the painkillers weren't helping the whole time. Eventually after the threat of a catheter, I elected to be helped to my feet so I could puss in a bottle by my bed. One of the nurses slipped and I ended up putting weight on my shattered ankle. It hurt the most. And I got covered in Piss.
I'll never understand why I couldn't piss lying down, I've pissed the bed before.l
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 15:44, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I hope youre proud of pissing the bed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)

who wouldnt be

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)

The wife actually pissed the bed first in our relationship. She wasn't actually proud, poor cow was mortified.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

She does love a bit of piss play, it must be said
She goes off like the Bellagio fountains
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

^yellow sportscow

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Ringo never quite recreated his Beatles hits

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)