As a twelve year old, my brother was having a kick around with friends.
His mate knocked the ball into the adjacent school grounds, so he went to climb over the spiked fence and retrieve it. Unfortunately his foot slipped, causing him to impale himself through the heart and die.

Comedy gold!
( Muns, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:33, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

£250 from You've Been Framed though
Can't complain
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Someone in our school did that on the school fence
The spikes went through his chin and up into his brain, leaving him hanging over the fence by his head
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Still as a geordie the brain was undamaged

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Mackem and yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

you mackem we takem

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

EGG ZACK LEE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)

ahahahaha
*wipes tear*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)