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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have never been on a date with someone I didn't already know.
I met a girl in a bowling alley, we played one game then went home and fucked. Does that count?
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:38,
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Yes.
I had only just met YM in that dark alley before I fucked her.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:39,
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She still walks funny
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:40,
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It's no laughing matter.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:41,
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She made £64k before tax last year as a john wayne impersonator
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:42,
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Only afta she ate the peanuts outta ma shee-ut.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:45,
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'I met a girl in a bowling alley, we played one game then went home and fucked'
Alright morrisey.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:40,
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I'm afraid I don't get this due to me hating the cunt as much as Monty hates bowie
Is it a reference to a lyric?
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:45,
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At last! Something we can share!!
A mutual hatred of the self-important, monotonal waste of blood and organs that is Morrisey.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:49,
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YAY!
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:54,
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^STRIKE!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:42,
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Does that count as a perfect game?
or were you foiled by a split?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:43,
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The old 7/10 split arse!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:44,
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