nice weather in Leeds today
Favourite outdoor activity: using my vajankle.

Favourite indoor activity: using my vajankle.

Favourite soup: dunno, prolly cream of tomato. Heinz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:58, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Heinz have got tomato soup on lockdown.
What's a vajankle? I fear this is something I don't want to google at work.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)

fake vajina attached to a fake foot. for foot sex.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)

He killed a 90 year old woman, cut off her foot just above the ankle and removed the bones.
He now uses it like a fleshlight, storing it in a vat of formaldehyde on the rare occasions that he's not having sex with it, or using the yellowing old-lady toenails as toothpicks.
( Muns, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)

we've all done that, mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)

Also known as a "mrs dozer"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)