I was just accidentally copied in on a work email about me, slagging me off.
Only I don't think it was accidental.

Pfft.

I'm enjoying Bowmore and Finlaggen at the moment. I keep my Lagavulin for special.

Fortnum & Mason's Fine Scotch Single Malt Whisky is surprisingly acceptable, I think.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what did they say about you?
boring work stuff or good juicy stuff?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)

I assume it would be about the smell

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)

It was about my excellent choice of cologne.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)

he works in IT but he DOESN'T smell of BO, i just don't understand it...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)

It's because I have an OCD cleanliness issue.
I sometimes rub myself raw.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

Some of it was personal, but all business-related, and very badly-informed - so "he hasn't done this, this or this"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)

had you done "that, that and that" though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)

I'd addressed it and discussed it with my boss.
They hadn't been done, but that was due to X Y and Z (beyond our control).

It was pretty ill-informed stuff, which was enlightening as to what the MO of the person is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

"those toilets are still filthy"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:43, Reply)

Shut UP they were NOT!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)