*desperately hopes Nakers or the Rev are about*
Fucking hell, has anyone seen the cricket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:58, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Rubbish weren't it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)

I'm just trying to picture the grin on McCullum's face as he walked out to bat
He must have looked like someone had just covered Christina Hendricks in molten chocolate and cocaine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)

Now that is a good image

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

The chocolate would ruin the coke though
You would have to wait for it to solidify then smash and grind it back to a powder, then the big task of trying to hoover up ground chocolate in order to get to the coke...

I am pretty sure the Hendricks would have bugger off by the time you got to that stage.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)

I doesn't specify if the chocolate and coke were mixed
Tits could be chocolate and minge coke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:44, Reply)

Again do the math sporters
Lets put the powder that needs to be dry in a wet spot...


FFS IS IT AMATEUR HOUR OR SOMETHING.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)

how dare you
chocolate enhances EVERYTHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)

I am not sure that chocolate coke would be a winner though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)

eat chocolate and get high at the same time
why has nobody thought of this before?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)

yeah but you would get numb mouth while eating it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:59, Reply)

We'd need a clear division of area
and something to use as a breakwater between the two
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

I couldn't believe it when the team in white did that slow, boring thing!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)

Drank whiskey and talked about it nonstop you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)

horrible bullying of Light in Chains

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Glad to see those 5 months concentrating on the 1 day game is going so well, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:24, Reply)

Clearly having a Captain Morgan
makes the team play like they're drunk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)