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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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somebody sneezed toothpaste onto my trousers this morning
I'm wearing my second-choice suit
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Imagine wearing a suit to work like some kind of dreary office drone

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)

I know, right?
We have a "dress like the client" rule for face-to-face meetings.

Sadly none of our clients are clowns. Or Tarzan.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:43, Reply)

oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:44, Reply)

it is utterly amazing that anyone would let you meet a client
unless they actively wanted to lose the business
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

and yet it's been my primary job for the last twenty years
it's almost as if you're peculiarly upset and obsessed with me
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)

If I can just shortcut here to save the rest of us:
RS peado stalker
OMR fat mess
RS creepy spastic
OMR dull secretary

Have I missed anything?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

the bit where hyacinth obsesses about my kids

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

And sneers about other people doing stuff that she does.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)

hold up ... I've never sucked the dick of a fat and ugly internerd

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)

the "toothpaste" stains on your trousers say otherwise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Well of course not.
Baldmonkey is a handsome chap.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

I hope his death was painful and lonely.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

A sentiment we can all get behind.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)

this does explain why you have virtually nothing to do

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:11, Reply)

I'm sorry that your academic record and career choice means you have to work long hours doing dull stuff
lol not really SUCKER
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Since they relaxed the dress code here to simply 'smart casual', I've taken to occasionally turning up in a three-piece suit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

you dreadful nonce

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I am a dreadful nonce, it's true.
I don't even like kids.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Settee and 2 armchairs
Classic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I'm like the comfortable version of Optimus Prime.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Floptimus Time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:18, Reply)

that's your mum's nickname for my penis
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

Ah the old "no its toothpaste honest" gambit
Well played... and this way you have evidence on the web prior to being called a wanker
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)

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