I lost some weight, got a better job and bought a nice warm coat.
Seems more sensible as a solution as I'm pretty sure the hot water bottle will eventually go cold, then the weight of the water will just be annoying.

Alt: it's wet and cold here, so no worries here.

Alt alt: just buy a coat and scarf you knob
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:44, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

+scarf
+wearing
+cock
+hound
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:47, Reply)

not me guv

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:52, Reply)

Tom baker worn you as a willy warmer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)

babe r u jelly

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)

He did have a thing for Jelly Babies I recall

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:59, Reply)

 
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:01, Reply)

And TOM BAKER
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:02, Reply)

I bought a cool coat
55 quid, reduced from 120 quid
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)

well, I'm proud of you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)

se'sly, it's well cool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:09, Reply)

Have you heard the rumour that the Grand Canyon was started by a Scotsman who lost a coin in a ditch?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:00, Reply)

you're even more of a nob than paloma faith

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:07, Reply)

Saving money is for cheapos

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:15, Reply)

tell us about your pizza express vouchers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:22, Reply)

that was the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:23, Reply)

I wasn't joking mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:26, Reply)

Do these still guarantee oral?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:24, Reply)

I found I feel the cold more now I've lost weight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:13, Reply)

PUT A BETTER JUMPER ON.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:18, Reply)

I see him as a cardigan wearer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:20, Reply)

Nah I'm now all about the hot water bottle strapped to my chest.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:21, Reply)