MWC this week & Apple announcement next week.
Love it, Blates there is gonna be the final details on the AppkeWatch, but I think we're gonna see a new MacBook Air and maybe even a IPad Air Plus. If we get a new IPad Mini, I'll get that with the watch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:37, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

easy now, double P
that wet patch on your pants is growing
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:43, Reply)

OH BOI
They're doing am apple 'pop up shop' in selfridges this month, so you can try different ones on and see what one you want. Probably will be open next tuesday, so i'll go down there next weekend. I have girly-wrists so not sure what size/style would suite me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:55, Reply)

That sounds awful.
Hipster pricks for as far as the eye can see!
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

hipsters in selfridges is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)

I knew that Steve Jobs would be somehow responsible for the end of the world.

( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

He was actually the Dajjal
He will rise again in the East and lead the armies of Rome against the jihadis and eventually be speared to death by Jesus.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

As long as the finale is televised then I'll be happy.

( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Oh noes, afflient people with disposable cash.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)

No issue with them.
Just the fucking hipsters.
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I think Hipsters would be more android-focused really.
I mean, think about it, they want to be seen as being 'unique', and there are far more combinations of Android than iOS; with quite a bit more customisation. Or maybe WinMo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

They're generally more about following trends.
They want people to view them as affluent and not behind the times, except when the trend has become the established norm. This usually means Apple dominate their lives, because it's a symbol of how much they've spent.
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)

Plus Apple stuff is (to be fair) designed for people who aren't that gadgety or IT literate
who think the big e on a windows PC is Google and hence the Internet, so have zero interest in "customising" anything, they just want it to work. Add on it being shiny and reassuringly expensive and you have a winner for them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)

I donno man, I can do some pretty cool stuff with IT.
I mean, I compile code, use repos, develop apps and websites, use all sorts of tools, have custom shells....etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)

I hate to break it to you, G dog
But you are not a hipster
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)